Apparently I'm in a scraplifting mood this weekend, b/c this is the second page that came from the pages of a magazine. :) Sure, it's different (the original lo was 8.5x11, and very subtle colors) but in essence it's still the same. I fell in love with Marci Lambert's layout called Roll (it's on pg 65 in the new Simple Scrapbooks) and decided to do a page about my own little tyrant. It scanned a little dark, but you'll get the jist of it. I stayed very close to Marci's original journaling, but added my own touches here and there.
Journaling says:
okay, let me get settled here...we need to get a few things straight. i'm only gonna say this once, here's how it's gonna be. i may look all cute and adorable right now, but you just hang on...there will be tantrums thrown, oh yes...at home, in church, and especially in the kroger or walmart when i get tired of riding in the buggy and know you'll be too embarressed to wrestle me in public.
i will run around with no clothes on. i may tinkle in the potty, or possibly in my toy box, or on days when i can't muster up the energy, just right there on the carpet...totally not my problem. next, the tv needs to be on 24/7, one set on a continuous loop of barney, the other alternating between the fox and the hound and the lion king. if i decide that it's time to climb on top of the dining room table, you better be there to catch me.
don't even think about telling me it's time to leave michaela's house, or the park...there will be serious consequenses. you will make me pasta for lunch every day of my life...no deviating from the plan, understand? i will fight you tooth and nail to stay out of the tub, but once i'm in it, don't interrupt me...i'll be in it for at least 45 minutes. i will not go to sleep by myself...you may as well get over any idealistic expectations of that ever happening.
hope you're clear on all this, because this is the way i ROLL